Dream: The Wrong Grandma

Dream 20020805, 3:30 AM:

The Wrong Grandma

I’m at Mom and Dad’s house, alone. I am in the mood to watch a porno movie, and I start looking around trying to find them. I look through Mom’s dresser, and in one of the bottom drawers there are a bunch of cardboard posters with cartoon pictures of naked men; they are funny. I hear a noise at the other end of the house, and go out into the living room. I see a woman walking in through the back door with two kids, a boy and a girl. She looks a little like Grandma at first, but then I realize that she has the entirely wrong face – she has different wrinkles, and also the wrong voice. She gives me a hug when she sees me.